ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

I don't need the Allmate; I need you!

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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agentlemandoesnotconga:

It’s kind of ugly, but it’s mine now.

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